Here Are the 5 Dumbest Things People Have Heard Adults Say

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Have you ever found yourself in a conversation, only to be left utterly speechless by what an adult just confidently stated? From wildly incorrect facts to bizarre theories that defy logic, we’ve all witnessed moments where common sense seems to take a backseat.

Get ready for a rollercoaster of disbelief and amusement as we delve into these examples that might just have you questioning the state of common knowledge in the adult world.

The Dumbest Things People Have Heard Adults Say

Wouldn’t it be cool if a group of ambitious cavemen armed with shovels built the world’s biggest mountain? If only that were the case, we’d probably have some exciting contenders for the title “Most Epic Mountain Builder Ever.”

Mountains Were Created By Men Shoveling Dirt

A contributor shares someone’s response to his post about quitting alcohol. They said, “The more you drink, the less attached you’ll get to it, thereby making it easier to quit.”

The More You Drink Alcohol, The Less You Like It

Whoever said this hasn’t seen a dog’s heartwarming reunion with its owner. Dogs have more emotions than some reality TV stars, and they know how to guilt-trip you to give them more treats!

Dogs Don’t Have Emotions

Denying the existence of COVID-19 is like pretending that pineapple belongs on pizza — utterly ludicrous! Let’s stick to science and reputable sources, people. Leave the conspiracy theories to the movies. It’s not rocket science.

COVID-19 Is Fake

Sorry, but that’s just plain silly. Sexuality is a complex and beautiful spectrum, not something molded by mundane objects.

Plastic Makes People Gay

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