From Irritation to Riches: How To Hit Billionaire Status Through Annoying People

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We’ve all been there – feeling annoyed or, perhaps, being the source of someone else’s annoyance. It’s a universal part of the human experience. With this in mind, consider a unique challenge

what if those everyday irritations could be a stepping stone to something much bigger? Let’s explore this intriguing idea and see how turning common annoyances into opportunities could lead to surprising outcome

Imagine this scenario: you get paid $1000 for every person you manage to annoy. How quickly could you become a billionaire, and what would be your strategy to irritate others? Personally, I’d choose an endlessly long, non-stop flight. Picture this: after two hours into the journey, I’d begin my mission of annoyance.

Imagination Is Key

One contributor figured commenters were thinking too small and suggested this idea. “Cause a significant delay in starting a big game — Super Bowl, World Series, Stanley Cup, etc. Everyone there and the millions watching at home will be annoyed. Boom. Instant billionaire.”

Pardon the Delay

One participant thought the subway in the center of downtown New York City might be a great place to annoy a whole host of people. “Going on the NYC subway during rush hour and soliciting money by singing or trying to do a terrible  dance routine in a crowded car.”

New York City Subway

A parent stopped by the board to remind everyone that sometimes children can be a terrible annoyance. “Go to a quiet fine dining restaurant, movie theater, or an international flight with my three energetic young children after a night of bad sleep and sugar.”

Child-free

If you’ve ever encountered someone driving slow in the fast lane or severely under the speed limit with no indication of a problem, you’ll know just how apt this following comment is.

Fast Lane

Do you know how all those passwords float around, and some companies want you to reset yours every six months? This comment is for all those times. “Hack Google and make it so everyone has to reset their password.

Please Reset Your Password

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