Toddlers are known for their unfiltered view of the world, often expressing thoughts without the layers of complexity that adults have. This straightforwardness can result in moments that are honest, surprising, and sometimes downright hilarious. For many parents, especially mothers, these frank remarks from their little ones can range from amusing to embarrassing, often all in the same breath.
In this collection, we’ve brought together stories from mothers who’ve experienced the full spectrum of emotions due to their toddlers’ unvarnished truths, highlighting both the delightful and challenging aspects of parenting.
In the unsweetened tone of a child, one 3-year-old toddler asked a mother on the thread while they were taking a bath if her body would look just like hers when she hit her mother’s age. Although she was put on the rack by the question, the mother adds cheekily, ‘’I didn’t drown her.’’
One woman explained when her little child got into her swimsuit, ready to lurch at the water with her; she asked in an unsavory tone if the mum would be getting into the pool with her not-so-good-looking breast.
Are You Getting in the Pool With Me Looking Like That?
One woman said when her 4-year-old niece walked in on her changing shirts, started belly laughing, and asked why her aunty’s breasts were so small. Another woman replies that kids are, in fact, something else.
Describing her encounter on a babysitting gig, a woman was taken aback when a toddler looked her in the face and told her her thighs would be as big as hers when she grew older.
Caught off guard by a 3-year-old’s remark, a woman reminisces on how a toddler, having walked into the business place with her and seeing another woman lean over a counter, immediately goes ‘’That lady has a huge booty.’’
Explaining her weird experience, a woman said when she was out with her nephew, and they came across a dwarfed man, her nephew screamed, “Aunty! It’s a man, baby! Look at the man, baby!” Quite embarrassing, it must be.